Description
💋 Product Description (For the Bold, Beautiful, and Slightly Inappropriate):
Congratulations, you made a man a father — and yourself a certified MILF. Now celebrate his "dad bod" glory and low stamina with a Father's Day card that’s as spicy as your group chat.
This premium card pulls no punches, serving full sass and zero shame with:
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💥 Vibrant, high-definition colors that pop louder than your last argument about laundry
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✨ Glossy or matte finish — because you’re classy and petty
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💎 300gsm premium paper that feels as luxurious as your post-bubble bath glow
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💌 White envelope included, in case you actually want to hand it to him instead of passive-aggressively leaving it on the fridge
📦 Care Instructions (aka: Don’t Ruin the Drama):
Gently dust with a soft, clean cloth — from the center outwards, like your emotional spiral when he forgets the dishwasher again.
Perfect For:
Wives who want to say "I love you" with a wink, a jab, and a reminder of who really runs the house.
Want me to turn this into a Shopify-ready product block or Canva graphic with the font from earlier? Just say "MILF it up."
