Description
🎄 Snarky Christmas Card 5-Pack – A Dose of Holiday Honesty
Tired of sugary-sweet, holly-jolly fakery?
This 5-pack of brutally honest holiday cards is your antidote to forced cheer and peppermint overload. Whether it’s Santa side-eyeing your browser history or a pouty teen who definitely isn’t feeling “merry,” these cards deliver sarcasm in seasonal style.
🖼️ Featuring These Designs:
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Santa Saw Your Browser History – Yep. That’s why you’re getting socks.
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You Better Not Pout!!! – Or do. I’m not your elf.
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It’s Beginning to Cost a Lot Like Christmas – So here’s your budget card.
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The Tree Isn’t the Only Thing Getting Lit – Raise a glass to surviving in-laws!
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You’re on the Nice List (Somehow) – We suspect a clerical error.
Each card comes with a matching snarky inside message and hilarious front imagery that says what everyone’s thinking—but with better fonts.
📦 What You Get:
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Quantity: 5 premium-quality folded cards
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Size: 4.25" x 5.5" (10.8 x 13.9 cm) – standard snark-sized
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Material: 271gsm thick uncoated paper – sturdy enough to handle eye rolls
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Printing: Full-color printing on both the front and the inside
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Orientation: Mix of horizontal and vertical formats
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Envelopes: Crisp white, included for each card
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Customization: Each design is exclusive but can be modified for bulk orders
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Made in the USA (assembled with globally sourced parts)
🎁 Perfect for:
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White elephant gifts
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Passive-aggressive coworkers
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Holiday parties where the wine flows and the filter goes
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Friends who would laugh at your pain… and send you a card about it
Skip the boring. Choose snarky.
Gift wrap your sarcasm and send these to the people who get you (and won’t disown you after).
