Snarky Card for Christmas

$5.20

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The Card That Says It All (So You Don’t Have To)”

Need to say something heartfelt but don’t want to get too... emotional? We’ve got you. These vibrant greeting cards are your fast-pass to looking thoughtful without breaking a sweat. Whether it’s Christmas, a birthday, or just a “Hey, I exist and remembered you” kind of moment, this card steps up where your texting habit falls flat.

Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or that person you’re not really close with but still have to acknowledge. With bold prints and premium paper, these cards scream, “I care… at least enough to not send a meme.”

And yes, they come with envelopes. Because we’re not monsters.


What You Get (a.k.a. Your Excuse to Seem Sentimental):

  • 1 glorious greeting card ready to hold your half-decent handwriting

  • 1 envelope so you don’t hand it over like a receipt

  • Double-sided print — more design, more sass

  • Blank inside — fill it with love, sarcasm, or panic-written messages

  • High-res colors that pop harder than your aunt’s opinions at dinner


Product Features:

  • Vibrant, full-color prints using fancy grown-up technology

  • Printed on luxurious 270gsm white paper — not that budget junk

  • Classic front-to-back design wrap — because aesthetics matter

  • Various sizes, finishes, and bundle options — for your indecisiveness

  • Envelope included — you’re welcome


Care Instructions:

Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to brush away any dust.
Or just blow on it like you're trying to fix Wi-Fi. Either works.