Description
Greeting Cards That Scream “I Totally Didn’t Forget This Occasion”
Brighten someone’s day — or at least pretend you’re a functioning adult — with our vibrantly sarcastic greeting cards. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or one of those “Oops, I forgot again” moments, these cards are your ticket to social survival with minimal effort and maximum flair.
Printed on luxurious 270gsm paper (because you deserve better than sad corner-store cardboard), these cards feel as premium as that fake apology you’re about to write. And with colors that pop harder than your aunt’s wine-fueled Christmas rants, they’ll stand out even if your handwriting hasn’t improved since grade school.
Perfect for last-minute gifters, fake-it-til-you-make-it types, and anyone who values charm over actual preparation.
What You Get (Aside From Looking Like You’ve Got Your Life Together):
✔️ Vibrant colors that make your “Sorry I forgot” message feel oddly intentional
✔️ Thick, premium 270gsm paper, because you’re not a gas station-card kind of person (anymore)
✔️ Overlapping front cover design that screams “I planned this” while you sweat from panic shopping
✔️ Available in multiple sizes and finishes — match your card to your mood, outfit, or level of guilt
✔️ Envelopes included, so you don’t have to paperclip it to a box of cookies like last time
Perfect For:
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That birthday you totally didn’t forget until Facebook reminded you
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Awkward “Sorry I missed your thing” make-up moments
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People who appreciate sarcasm over sappiness
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Crafty gift-givers, card hoarders, or anyone emotionally unavailable but still charming
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Stocking your drawer so future-you can pretend to be thoughtful
Care Instructions:
Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth. Or don’t. Honestly, who’s checking?
Look thoughtful. Feel zero pressure.
Grab a pack now and let our snarky greeting cards do the heavy lifting — while you keep winging it like a pro.
