Description
💔 “Because Sometimes Life Hands You Lemons… and Exes.”
Not every card needs hearts and glitter. Sometimes it just needs brutal honesty and bold color. This vertical breakup/support card is made for real ones — the friend who deserves a laugh during the mess, the newly single star of the group chat, or you, if you just love sarcasm and stationery.
Whether they’re bouncing back from a breakup, ghosting a red flag, or just having a week that sucks, this card is here to deliver truth, sass, and a little pick-me-up (without the cheesy clichés).
What You Get:
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1 gloriously unapologetic vertical greeting card
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Premium 270gsm white paper — thick enough to hold your sarcasm
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Vivid, punchy print that says, “Yes, I meant that”
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Available in one glorious size: just right
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Matching envelope included — because we’re still classy (barely)
Care Instructions:
Dust gently like you’re brushing away your last bad decision. No water, no tears required.
