Description
✉️ “Because Texts Are Boring and You’re Extra”
Why send a basic message when you can deliver a paper mic drop? This single greeting card is made for the moments when you want to be thoughtful and a little dramatic. Whether it’s a birthday, a breakup, or just your weekly reminder that you’re amazing, this card adds flair to your feels.
Perfect for friends, family, frenemies, or that one coworker who gets it. Send sarcasm, support, or sass — all without typing a word.
What You Get:
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1 vertical card, pre-loaded with attitude
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Printed on premium 270gsm white paper (basically greeting card luxury)
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Eye-catching colors thanks to fancy printing magic
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Seamless front-to-back cover design — like a greeting card glow-up
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1 envelope included, so it doesn’t show up naked in the mail
Care Instructions:
Dust gently like your standards after that last text from your ex. Keep it dry, keep it classy.
