Description
🎄 "Holiday Cards for When You Care Just Enough"
Brighten up your holiday season — or at least pretend to — with this set of eye-roll-worthy, laugh-inducing Multi-Design Greeting Cards. Each card comes splashed with colors loud enough to distract from your lack of real enthusiasm, and designs so charming they might fool people into thinking you put effort into this.
Perfect for Christmas, Hanukkah, or that weird annual potluck you regret RSVPing to. Whether it’s for family, friends, or those coworkers you tolerate, these cards help you say, “I acknowledge your existence… festively.”
What’s Inside This Magical Envelope of Bare Minimum:
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✦ 5 Bold, snark-tastic designs that scream “I didn’t forget, I just didn’t want to.”
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✦ Matching white envelopes – because naked cards are just rude.
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✦ Heavyweight uncoated cardstock (a.k.a. fancy paper that makes your message seem heartfelt).
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✦ Standard design overlap to look like you paid someone way more than you did.
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✦ Customizable inside so you can write something sweet... or savagely passive-aggressive.
Care Instructions (If You’re Feeling Wildly Responsible):
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth — not that you’ll ever clean a greeting card, but hey, we had to say it.
