Description
Why send a basic card when you can deliver a whole mood?
Introducing the Multi-Design Greeting Cards 5-Pack – your one-way ticket to being the most memorable (and possibly the most passive-aggressive) person in someone’s mailbox.
This glorious 5-pack serves sass, sarcasm, and a splash of chaos in bold colors and cheeky messages. Whether it's for a birthday, Halloween, or just a reminder that someone still hasn’t paid you back for that overpriced latte, these cards get the job done with flair.
What You Get (a.k.a. The Drama Pack):
💌 5 brutally honest, unapologetically loud greeting cards
💌 Matching white envelopes—because you’re messy, but your mail doesn’t have to be
💌 Premium heavyweight uncoated paper—sturdy enough to slap someone emotionally
💌 Standard overlap covers—because we have standards, unlike your last situationship
💌 Option to customize—because sometimes off-the-shelf sarcasm isn’t enough
Card Personality Traits:
🎨 Loud, vibrant, and borderline extra (just like your favorite frenemy)
📩 Classy envelopes that whisper “I’m petty, but make it polished”
📦 Thick, luxe paper that feels expensive, but won’t make your bank account cry
🧼 Low-maintenance—just wipe it clean like that weird phase you don’t talk about
Perfect for card collectors, professional overthinkers, or anyone who weaponizes humor like a pro. Get ready to make someone laugh, roll their eyes, or question your friendship—all in one envelope.
