Description
Snarky Greeting Cards – 5-Pack of Bright, Bold, and Barely Sincere Holiday Sass | Funny Cards for Christmas, Birthdays & Low-Effort Thoughtfulness
Why send a basic card when you can send five? This multi-design snark-fest is the perfect way to pretend you care — without actually putting in the emotional labor. Each card is bursting with color, charm, and just the right amount of passive aggression to pass as “festive.”
Perfect for holidays, birthdays, or those “just because I’m a decent human” moments, these cards let you connect just enough to keep people guessing if you’re sweet or secretly judging them. Spoiler: it’s both.
💌 What You Get:
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A 5-pack of delightfully bold, possibly unhinged greeting cards
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Matching white envelopes — because naked cards are a crime
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A solid excuse to say “Look, I tried” without breaking a sweat
🎨 Product Features:
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Vibrant colors that practically scream “Notice me!” (just like your high school phase)
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Printed on premium uncoated heavyweight paper — fancy enough to fool people into thinking you care
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Standard size (4.25" x 5.5") — because oversized cards are just overcompensating
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Blank inside — perfect for doodles, sarcasm, or your emotionally distant holiday message
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Customization options — go ahead, make it weird
🧽 Care Instructions:
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Gently wipe with a clean, dry cloth — or aggressively shake it at someone who forgot your birthday
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Avoid glitter spills, toddler chaos, and your aunt’s unsolicited life advice
Skip the sappy stuff and send something with bite.
Because “Happy Holidays” hits harder when it comes with a side of snark.
