Sarcasm Served Spooky – 5 Pack

$19.12

Description

Cards with Attitude – 5 Sassy Ways to Say ‘I Care… Kinda'

Tired of boring, store-bought cards that scream "I forgot your birthday until this morning"? We got you. This 5-pack of Multi-Design Greeting Cards is bursting with bold colors, sharp humor, and just enough charm to make people think you actually put effort into this.

Perfect for birthdays, Halloween, awkward thank-yous, or just reminding someone they still exist — these cards let you be creative without actually trying too hard. They’re fun, funny, and low-maintenance… just like your favorite friend (or you, obviously).

Each card comes with a pristine white envelope — because we’re classy like that — and the uncoated, premium-quality paper practically begs to be written on (or doodled on during meetings you’re pretending to care about).


📦 What You’re Getting (Besides a Reputation for Great Taste):

  • 5 unique, high-quality cards that don’t scream “generic”

  • 5 matching white envelopes to make sending painless

  • Bright, bold, eye-catching designs that steal attention (and compliments)

  • Heavyweight, uncoated paper so your handwriting doesn’t bleed like your patience

  • Customizable vibes – use it for birthdays, Halloween, or passive-aggressive thank-yous


🧽 Care Instructions (Because You're Fancy Now):

 

Dust it gently with a dry cloth if it’s been neglected longer than your unread messages. Start from the center and pretend you're dusting off your emotional baggage.