Description
One Card to Rule Them All (and Send a Message They Won’t Forget)
Need to say something heartfelt, sarcastic, or passive-aggressively sweet? This one stunning greeting card has you covered. Bright, bold, and unapologetically fabulous, it's got enough personality to outshine the generic junk from the grocery store aisle. Whether you're celebrating a birthday, a wedding, or just want to remind someone you're still alive, this card says it all (and looks good doing it).
Crafted with premium 270gsm paper so thick, it practically rolls its eyes at flimsier cards. Printed on both sides because, let’s be honest, you're extra—and so is this card. Choose between a classy matte finish (for that mysterious, brooding vibe) or a sleek satin sheen (for those who like their messages with a side of glam).
And yes—because we’re not monsters—we include an envelope. You’re welcome.
What’s included:
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1 Vertical greeting card, 5" x 7" of unapologetic style
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Premium 270gsm paper with your choice of matte or satin finish
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Full-color, double-sided printing (because the back deserves love too)
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A snazzy envelope to seal the deal (and your witty words)
Care Instructions:
Dust? Dirt? Just give it a gentle once-over with a soft, dry cloth—starting from the center outwards. Or don’t. It’s your card, not a museum piece.
