Description
🎄 Funny Christmas Cards – Snarky Holiday Greetings That Say What You Really Mean
Brighten someone’s holiday—or roast them lovingly—with this brutally honest pack of snarky Christmas cards. Whether you're low-key festive or full-on Grinch, these witty cards deliver just the right amount of cheer (and side-eye). From Santa's constant surveillance to Rudolph's burnout, each card serves up sarcasm with a sparkle.
Printed on high-quality, heavyweight uncoated paper, these horizontal cards feel as unapologetically bold as the words inside. Perfect for friends, frenemies, coworkers, or that aunt who "doesn't get jokes"—because nothing says "Happy Holidays" like passive-aggressive cheer.
💌 What You Get:
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A horizontal pack of 5 sarcastic Christmas cards, each with a different snarky cover
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Card Titles:
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May Your Days Be Merry and Bright... (but probably not)
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Santa’s Watching You... (and he’s disappointed)
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Santa Checked His List Twice. You’re Still Questionable.
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Rudolph Called—He’s Over the Holidays.
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Baking Spirits Bright! (Because coping = cookies)
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Matching white envelopes for that "pretend this is heartfelt" touch
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Standard A2 size: 4.25" x 5.5" – easy to mail, hard to ignore
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Available in horizontal layout – because sarcasm needs room to breathe
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Vibrant full-color printing to distract from your emotional detachment
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Printed on premium uncoated stock – perfect for handwriting your deepest fake feelings
🧼 Care Instructions:
Dust your sarcasm gently. Use a soft, clean, and dry cloth to brush off any dirt from the center outward. Or just leave it as-is—honestly, it’s the thought that almost counts.
🎁 Perfect For:
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Gifting to people who can take a joke
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Sending a “Merry Whatever” message
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Secret Santa swaps with a bite
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That one person who says, “I hate holiday cards”… you're welcome.
