Description
💌 “Because Nothing Says ‘I Care’ Like a Card and Minimal Effort”
Tired of texting "HBD" and calling it a day? Here’s your one-card solution to pretending you’re thoughtful — without actually trying. This bold, vertical greeting card is printed in vibrant colors, made from thick, premium paper, and ready to carry whatever snark, charm, or guilt-trip message you’ve got brewing.
Perfect for holidays, birthdays, or that random “I guess I should say something” moment. Just write, seal, and hand it over like the well-adjusted adult you almost are.
📝 What You Get (Besides a Pat on the Back for Trying):
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One vertically designed greeting card – because orientation matters
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Bright, vibrant printing – eye-catching enough to distract from your handwriting
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Premium 270gsm white paper – thick, classy, and won't flop under pressure
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Wraparound front-to-back design – so it looks expensive
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Includes a matching envelope – no need to borrow one from your bills
🧽 Card Care (If You're That Kind of Person):
Wipe gently with a dry cloth like it’s made of gold and not paper. Or don’t. We won’t tell Santa.
