👜 We All Know This Person — Holy Crap!!! It Could Even Be You.
(But hey, you already knew that… so why not just brag about it?)
Own it. Flaunt it. Carry it. This tote bag does it all — and looks good doing it. Whether you’re running errands, hitting the farmer’s market, or casually being iconic, this eco-friendly long-handle tote’s got your back (and your groceries).
Made from 100% cotton with reinforced stitching for extra strength — because your sarcasm isn’t the only thing that’s strong. The large print area shows off your personality loud and proud.
Details:
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Reinforced stitching on handles (strong enough for your emotional baggage)
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Large printable area for front & back
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10-liter capacity — because you always “just need one more thing”
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100% cotton, 3–5 oz/yard² (100–170 g/m²)
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Made on demand — no waste, no minimums, no guilt
Size Guide:
| Handle | Length | Width | |
|---|---|---|---|
| cm | 67 | 42 | 38 |
| inches | 26.4 | 16.5 | 15 |
Care Instructions (Because You’ll Actually Want to Keep It Cute):
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🧺 Machine wash warm (max 40°C / 105°F), inside out with similar colors
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🌬 Tumble dry low
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🚫 No bleach (unless it’s non-chlorine — then maybe)
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❌ No dry cleaning
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🚫 No ironing — wrinkles are just character




