Description
“Just One Card—Because That’s All They Deserve”
Looking to send just enough sentiment without overcommitting your emotional energy? This single vertical greeting card is here to deliver a personalized message with just the right amount of sass, sarcasm, or side-eye—no multi-pack nonsense required.
What you’re really getting:
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📏 One Perfect Size: Big enough to get your point across. Small enough to remain mysterious.
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↕️ Vertical Only, Darling: Because we like our cards like we like our standards—upright and unbending.
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💎 Premium 270gsm Paper: Thicc with two C’s. Fancy without trying too hard.
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🖨️ Double-Sided Print: Front? Snark. Inside? More snark. You're welcome.
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🎨 One Finish to Rule Them All: Choose your finish like you choose your enemies—strategically. (Matte, glossy, one-side, or two-side coated… because options = power.)
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🇺🇸 Sourced in the USA: Because shady remarks deserve high-quality roots.
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✉️ Envelope Included: To seal your sass in style (and legally mail your pettiness).
You’re buying one card, but serving a whole personality. Perfect for birthdays, breakups, or backhanded congratulations. Because sometimes, one card is all it takes to say, “I’m not mad, just better.”
