Perfect for Thanksgiving - Funny card

“Because One Card Says It All (and Saves You from Pretending to Care More)”

Skip the multipacks and go straight for the good stuff—this single vertical card. It’s perfect for Thanksgiving, birthdays, or those “fine, I’ll be thoughtful” moments. Add your message inside (sweet, shady, or somewhere in between) and let the card do the heavy lifting. It’s heartfelt… with just enough snark to keep things honest.

Product features

• Eye-popping colors so your sarcasm is loud and clear

• Premium 270gsm paper—sturdy enough to outlast family gossip

• Overlapping front cover for that “yes, this is professionally done” flex

• One size fits all… unlike your holiday jeans

• Comes with an envelope, because shoving it in someone’s hand feels cheap

Care instructions

• Dust it off if you care. If not, just send it anyway—they’ll never notice.