Description
"Here’s a Card. Be Impressed."
Because nothing says “I care” like mass-produced sentimentality printed on premium cardstock. This vertical delight is your one-way ticket to looking thoughtful with minimal effort. Whether it’s Christmas, a birthday, or just your weekly guilt trip, this card delivers the message—beautifully, sarcastically, and with just enough sincerity to confuse them.
Inside this glorious paper rectangle, you’ll get:
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1 vertical greeting card (no, you’re not getting a pack—this is the card)
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A professionally printed design front and back—because half-baked isn’t our style
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One high-quality envelope, so you don’t have to shove it into your pocket like a savage
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Crafted on luxurious 270gsm white paper—because you’re classy like that
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Sized perfectly to make an impact without needing to shout
Product Features:
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Colors so bright, they’ll need shades just to open it
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Printing so advanced, even your mom will think you painted it
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A front cover that wraps around like it’s giving your feelings a hug (or a chokehold)
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Fits anyone: from sweet grandmas to emotionally unavailable exes
Care Instructions:
Wipe off dust like you wipe off bad decisions—gently and with denial.
