Description
🕸️ "Creep It Real – One Card, One Roast, Endless Regret"
Tired of boring, sugary-sweet Halloween cards? Good. This single vertical snark bomb is here to say what you're actually thinking—drenched in sarcasm, sealed in sass, and disguised as a heartfelt greeting.
Perfect for that one friend who pretends Halloween is “just for kids” while secretly hoarding candy like a dragon. Or for your coworker who isn’t wearing a costume—yet still managed to terrify HR.
✔️ Material: 270gsm premium paper (fancy, so they can't say you didn’t try)
✔️ Size: Just the right size to deliver maximum shade
✔️ Finish: Choose from 4 paper types—because even your insults deserve options
✔️ Design: Double-sided print so the snark hits front and back
✔️ Format: Vertical—because horizontal sass is too mainstream
✔️ Envelope: Included, so you can insult them in style
One card. One chance to haunt someone’s feelings (with flair). 👻
