Description
"Look, I Got You a Card – What More Do You Want?"
Snarky Greeting Cards for Birthdays, Holidays & Bare Minimum Thoughtfulness
Introducing our greeting cards — for those moments when you kinda care, but not enough to actually say something sincere. Whether it’s a birthday, a milestone, or just a Tuesday emotional breakdown, these cards do all the heavy lifting while you take the credit.
Perfect for last-minute gift dodgers, passive-aggressive coworkers, or emotionally unavailable family members, each card screams, “I tried” — with just enough style to get away with it.
Product Features:
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🎨 Loud, proud, and beautifully printed – so no one misses your “effort.”
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🧻 Luxurious 270gsm white paper – because you’re worth more than printer paper (barely).
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🔒 Sturdy front-over-back design – won’t fall apart like your relationships.
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📏 Four card sizes – pick the one that screams “I remembered… eventually.”
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✉️ Matching envelopes included – so you don’t have to hand it over naked. You’re not an animal.
What You Get:
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1x Greeting card bursting with barely-contained personality
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1x Envelope to seal in your sarcasm
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1x Chance to look thoughtful with minimal emotional investment
Care Instructions:
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Gently wipe with a soft cloth if you must. Or just let it age gracefully like your dignity.
