Description
Tired of generic holiday tees that scream “group photo at the office”? Same. This snarky little number lets you own your letter and claim your name—complete with a festive Santa hat, antlers, and just enough attitude to make Aunt Carol clutch her pearls.
Why you’ll actually wear this one
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Pain point: Holiday shirts that itch, shrink, and fade by New Year’s.
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Pleasure point: Soft, durable, keep-it-forever cotton you can wear from cookies to couch naps.
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Solution: The classic Gildan 5000 base—100% U.S.-grown cotton, comfy classic fit, and a tear-away label so nothing scratches your neck while you dominate the cocoa bar.
Personalize it (2 steps, zero drama)
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Enter your initial and name.
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Pick your colors. We’ll place your monogram with the snarky-season art exactly where it belongs.
Fabric & Fit
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Mid-weight cotton: ~5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) = year-round comfy
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Classic unisex fit with a timeless crew neck (dress it up or don’t—we’re not your boss)
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Tear-away label = no itch, no rage
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Ethically sourced U.S. cotton, produced under the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
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Oeko-Tex® certified blank for safety and quality
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Sizes: S–2XL
Care
Turn inside out. Cold wash. Tumble low or hang like the laundry icon you are. Avoid bleach & high heat so your reindeer keeps its glow-up.
Perfect for
Matching chaos with your crew, holiday parties, last-minute gifting, and reminding everyone how to spell your name.
