Description
🎄 "Spreading Holiday Cheer… One Sarcastic Card at a Time"
Tired of sending cards that scream “bless your heart” when what you really mean is “please don’t talk to me until January”? We got you.
This 5-pack of vibrant, whimsical Christmas cards is perfect for those who prefer their holiday spirit with a twist of sass and a splash of side-eye. Whether you’re ghosting the group chat or begrudgingly playing Secret Santa, these snark-filled cards are here to help you fake your way through the season — in style.
🎁 What’s Inside (Besides Questionable Intentions):
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5 cheeky, colorful Christmas cards that say what you’re really thinking
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Matching white envelopes because, shockingly, we’re still a little classy
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Printed on premium 271gsm uncoated paper — thick enough to hide your shame
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4.25" x 5.5" size — small enough to look humble, bold enough to be shady
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Blank inside for your passive-aggressive poetry or last-minute apology
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Custom options available if you need to take the sarcasm personally
🧼 Card Care 101 (Because Apparently, That’s a Thing):
Dust gently with a clean, dry cloth. Or don’t. These cards aren’t high-maintenance — you are.
