Description
🎃 Snarky Halloween Greeting Cards – 5-Pack of Sass, Shade, and Spooky Vibes
Costume ideas not included, but sarcasm is.
These 4.25" x 5.5" Halloween cards are professionally snarky and unapologetically weird—just like the people who’ll love them. Featuring bold artwork, savage one-liners, and high-quality uncoated card stock, they’re the perfect “treat” for your spooky season mood.
💀 What You Get:
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5 original front-cover designs:
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“Costume Idea: Functioning Adult”
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“Creepin’ It Real This Halloween”
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“Ghosted” (but make it fashion)
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“My Cat Sees Dead People”
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Glam Witch Energy with a Side of Judgement
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Matching white envelopes (because presentation matters)
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Snarky caption printed inside or left blank—your choice (you little control freak)
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Sized at 4.25" x 5.5'' – the “perfect fit” of Halloween sarcasm
🎨 Specs & Materials:
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271gsm premium uncoated paper — thick, matte, and pen-friendly
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Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)
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Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
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Designed by snarky humans for spooky humans (and their weird pets)
🕸️ Use These For:
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Ghosting your ex with dignity
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Gifting to your best witch
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Cat moms with a sixth sense
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That one friend who still hasn’t figured out adulthood
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Your Halloween party host who deserves sass with their wine
💌 Bonus: Makes a killer display item in your entryway, shop counter, or cauldron.
