Halloween Greeting Cards (5-Pack)

🎃 Snarky Halloween Greeting Cards – 5-Pack of Sass, Shade, and Spooky Vibes

Costume ideas not included, but sarcasm is.

These 4.25" x 5.5" Halloween cards are professionally snarky and unapologetically weird—just like the people who’ll love them. Featuring bold artwork, savage one-liners, and high-quality uncoated card stock, they’re the perfect “treat” for your spooky season mood.

💀 What You Get:

• 5 original front-cover designs:

  • “Costume Idea: Functioning Adult”

  • “Creepin’ It Real This Halloween”

  • “Ghosted” (but make it fashion)

  • “My Cat Sees Dead People”

  • Glam Witch Energy with a Side of Judgement

• Matching white envelopes (because presentation matters)

• Snarky caption printed inside or left blank—your choice (you little control freak)

• Sized at 4.25" x 5.5'' – the “perfect fit” of Halloween sarcasm

🎨 Specs & Materials:

• 271gsm premium uncoated paper — thick, matte, and pen-friendly

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm)

• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts

• Designed by snarky humans for spooky humans (and their weird pets)

🕸️ Use These For:

• Ghosting your ex with dignity

• Gifting to your best witch

• Cat moms with a sixth sense

• That one friend who still hasn’t figured out adulthood

• Your Halloween party host who deserves sass with their wine

💌 Bonus: Makes a killer display item in your entryway, shop counter, or cauldron.