Description
🎄 "Jingle All the WTFs – Snarky Holiday Greeting Card 5-Pack"
Funny Christmas Cards That Deliver Sass, Not Just Season’s Greetings
Tired of sending the same old sugar-coated holiday nonsense? This 5-pack of brutally honest greeting cards is your one-way ticket to festive sarcasm. Bursting with bold colors and snarky charm, these cards say what you really mean — without getting you uninvited from the family dinner.
Perfect for Christmas, New Year, or whenever you're forced to act like you enjoy people.
Product Features
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🌈 Vibrant colors that scream, “I tried,” without actually trying.
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✉️ Matching white envelopes, because shoving a card into someone’s hand feels illegal.
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📄 Digitally printed on heavyweight, uncoated paper for that “classy but I’m still over it” vibe.
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🖊️ Customizable designs available — in case your sarcasm needs a personal twist.
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🇺🇸 Assembled in the USA, with enough care to almost look heartfelt.
Care Instructions
Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to wipe away dust… or judgmental fingerprints. Either works.
What You Get
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5 snarky, laugh-out-loud holiday cards
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5 white envelopes for mailing, framing, or dramatic handoffs
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A festive excuse to be passive-aggressive
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Actual laughs instead of eye-rolls (finally)
