Description
One Card. Endless Judgment.
A personalized wish is great… especially when it’s delivered on premium card stock instead of another lazy text or half-hearted emoji. This vertical greeting card is the perfect way to say “I remembered you” without actually trying that hard. It's bold, it’s beautiful, and it does all the heavy lifting for your social obligations.
Made from thick, 270gsm paper that’s fancier than your dinner plans, this single card comes in one perfect size and is ready for whatever sentiment you're faking today — love, joy, guilt, or petty revenge. Oh, and yes, it includes an envelope, because handing someone a naked card is just tragic.
What You Get (So You Don’t Have to Ask):
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1 vertical greeting card — because more would be “effort”
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Printed on 270gsm premium paper — thick enough to feel impressive, thin enough to still fold
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Full double-sided color print — because one side isn’t enough to show off
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Blank inside — for your deep thoughts, weird poetry, or "Happy Whatever"
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One perfectly matched envelope — no glitter, no nonsense, just envelope
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Made in the USA — where freedom meets stationery
Product Features:
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Double-sided print (because your message needs a backdrop)
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Made with premium 270gsm paper — sturdy, unlike your last relationship
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One vertical size — no choices, no stress
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Envelope included — because even chaos needs packaging
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Printed with just enough care to look intentional
Care Instructions:
Brush off dust with a soft, clean cloth… or just wipe it on your shirt like you always do. We’re not judging (yes, we are).
