Description
💌 “Because Nothing Says ‘I Care’ Like Premium Paper and Mild Sarcasm”
Tired of boring greetings with fake glitter and fake feelings? Same. This single, vertical greeting card is here to deliver your message with flair, flavor, and just enough attitude. Whether it’s for a wedding, birthday, anniversary, or one of life’s “meh” moments, this card looks fancy and feels even fancier — without trying too hard (unlike your cousin’s 3-page wedding vows).
Sleek. Snarky. Stylish. Because you're not basic — and your cards shouldn’t be either.
What You Get:
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1 vertical card, printed to perfection
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Bright, high-def colors that don’t scream “last-minute gas station pick”
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Premium 270gsm white paper — thick enough to impress your judgy aunt
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Front overlaps the back for that I-shop-small-but-it-looks-expensive vibe
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1 matching envelope, included so you don’t send it naked
Care Instructions:
Gently dust it like your dignity after texting your ex. Dry cloth only. No tears, no regrets.
