Description
💌 “One Card. Zero Chill. Maximum Sass.”
Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, a breakup, or just the fact that you got out of bed today — this card’s got you covered. Bold, beautiful, and a little bit petty (just like your bestie), it’s the perfect way to say, “I care... but I’m also hilarious.”
With bright colors, premium paper, and enough style to make a Hallmark card weep, this vertical gem delivers your message with just the right mix of heart and sarcasm. Use it for Valentine’s Day, Mother’s Day, divorce parties, or whatever questionable life milestone you’re celebrating.
What You Get:
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1 eye-popping vertical card — sass included
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Printed on luxe 270gsm white paper so it feels expensive (because it kind of is)
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Bright, high-def design with full wrap-around cover — because details matter
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Comes with a matching envelope so it doesn’t show up undressed
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One size fits all (just like your bad decisions)
Care Instructions:
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth — kind of like how you handle your ego after sending a risky text.
