Description
🎄 “Cards That Slay Harder Than Santa’s Reindeer”
Let’s be real — if your holiday cards don’t turn heads, start side-eyes, or make someone question your sense of humor, what’s even the point? These aren’t your grandma’s cookie-cutter Christmas cards. Nope. These are bold, brilliantly snarky greetings designed to steal the spotlight on any mantle, fridge, or guilt-tripped office cubicle.
With multiple designs (because we believe in options), high-quality uncoated paper (so it feels fancy even if your message isn’t), and printing on both sides (because you’re not basic), these cards are here to say what you’re thinking — with style, sass, and zero sugar-coating.
🎁 What You Get (Besides Judged by the In-Laws):
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5 outrageously good-looking greeting cards
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Matching white envelopes – because we’re not animals
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Thick 271gsm uncoated paper – so premium, even Santa’s jealous
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Size: 4.25" x 5.5" – perfect for mailboxes, mantels, and minimal effort
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Inside & outside printing – because your sass deserves space
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Multiple design options – variety is the spice of snark
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Vertical or horizontal layout – because orientation matters (sometimes)
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Assembled in the USA – with globally sourced parts and local-level sarcasm
Whether you’re sending love, shade, or a well-timed “oops, forgot your gift,” these cards do all the talking — so you don’t have to.
