Description
“One Card. All the Feels. Some of Them Even Real.”
Celebrate literally anything—birthdays, holidays, awkward milestones—with this one perfectly vertical greeting card designed to make you look way more thoughtful than you actually are. Bursting with vibrant colors and just enough charm to pass as sincere, this card is your shortcut to looking like you have your life together.
Printed on premium 270gsm paper that feels suspiciously luxurious for something you bought last-minute, it’s ideal for friends, family, coworkers, or that one person you only speak to when it’s gift-exchange season. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, Valentine’s Day, or surviving another week without screaming into a void, this card says it all—so you don’t have to.
✨ Product Features:
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Vertical orientation – tall, sleek, and full of seasonal sass.
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Premium 270gsm paper – strong enough to survive mail, life, and your passive-aggressive jokes.
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Front cover overlap – because yes, even your sarcasm deserves a polished edge.
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Just one card, one size – simple, snarky, and low-maintenance, like your dream relationship.
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Includes envelope – because naked cards are frowned upon.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Brush lightly with a soft, dry cloth… or just hand it over before anyone notices the crumbs.
