Jingle All the Way… to Therapy

$5.20

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"Here’s a Card. Now Feel Something."

Sometimes, you want to say something meaningful. Other times, you just want to look like you tried. This card covers both. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or just a guilt-ridden “thinking of you,” this gloriously printed piece of folded paper is here to do the emotional heavy lifting—while you take the credit.

Perfect for creatives, gift-givers, and anyone who has feelings they’d rather not say out loud.

What You’re Getting (No Glitter, No Nonsense):

  • 1 vertical card that screams “I care!” (even if you don’t)

  • Printed front and back—because you’re not half-assing it today

  • Made with premium 270gsm white paper—basically, the fancy stuff

  • 1 envelope included so you don’t hand it over like a ransom note

  • One standard size that fits birthdays, holidays, and existential crises alike

Product Features:

  • Colors so bright, you’ll need sunglasses and emotional boundaries

  • Smooth finishes that scream class while hiding your procrastination

  • Front overlaps the back, because we believe in finishing what we start

  • Works for any occasion: Christmas, Valentine’s, or “Oops, forgot your birthday”

  • Ideal for artsy types, sentimental weirdos, and passive-aggressive well-wishers

 

Care Instructions:
Wipe gently like you're handling your last nerve. Or leave the dust—it adds character.