I wanted to get you something meaningful- Snarky Christmas card

💌 One Card to Rule Them All (and Subtly Judge Them Too)

Because sometimes you need a card that says “I care,” but not like... too much.

Skip the novels and the basic store-bought fluff. This card is your weapon of choice when you want to say just enough to look thoughtful—but still leave room for sarcasm, wit, or a thinly veiled eye-roll.

Whether it’s a birthday, a holiday, or just a Tuesday when someone did the bare minimum, this sleek vertical beauty is ready to carry your message—sassy, sweet, or suspiciously vague.

🎁 What You Get (Besides Instant Likeability):

• One (1) gloriously single vertical card – perfect for one-time emotional investments

• Sized for subtle drama – because big things come in just-right packages

• Printed on bougie 270gsm white paper – thick enough to slap someone emotionally

• Front cover that overlaps the back – because even your card should have a little flair

• Colors so vibrant, they’ll think you actually tried

• Includes envelope – so you don’t have to hand it over awkwardly like a caveman

• Single-size simplicity – because choosing between 4 sizes is too much commitment

🧽 Care Instructions:

Treat it like your reputation—dust off gently, avoid liquids, and never leave it unattended with toddlers or nosy coworkers. Use a clean, dry cloth and swipe from the center outward, like you're brushing off someone’s unsolicited life advice.