Humorous Zombie Greeting Card

💌 “Cards That Say What You’re Thinking (Without Getting You Canceled)”

One-Size Greeting Cards – For When Silence Just Isn’t Your Style

Say goodbye to boring greetings and hello to cards that actually sound like you. Whether it’s Halloween, a birthday, or just a “thought of you and didn’t throw up” moment, these vibrant greeting cards are here to slap your message with color, charm, and just a touch of chaos.

Crafted on premium 270gsm white paper (aka: not your drugstore aisle special), these beauties are double-sided, boldly printed, and come with an envelope — because raw cardstock is only cute in craft class. Perfect for funny friends, sarcastic siblings, dramatic coworkers, or anyone who deserves a side-eye wrapped in love.

🎁 What You’re Getting (Besides Admiration and Maybe a Text Back):

• Vibrant color printing that makes your designs scream “I’m hilarious!”

• Fancy 270gsm paper with a feel so nice, people will hesitate to throw it away

• Standard overlap design – front and back covers that actually match (imagine that)

• One perfect size only – because no one has time for “too many options”

• Double-sided print & matching envelope – yep, we went all in

🧽 Card Care (In Case You’re the Type Who Cares):

Use a soft, clean, dry cloth to gently brush from the center outward.
Or ignore the dust — it’s part of the vintage aesthetic now.