Humorous Greeting Card - Christmas Magic

$5.20

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For When a Text Just Won’t Cut It (and You Actually Want to Impress Someone)

Tired of sending lame texts or lifeless e-cards that vanish faster than your will to socialize? Upgrade your sentiment game with our beautifully crafted greeting cards—because if you're going to say something nice (or passive-aggressively heartfelt), you might as well do it in style.

Each card is bursting with vibrant colors and “look-at-me” energy, making even your most basic message feel like a grand gesture. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, a guilt-driven thank you, or a last-minute “Oops, I forgot your anniversary,” this card has your back.

Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone else you want to impress (or slightly outshine), these cards bring the charm, the polish, and the perfect excuse to say something sweet—or snarky—with class. Bonus: they make you look like the thoughtful one. Win-win.

Here’s what you’re actually getting:

  • Eye-popping colors thanks to advanced “we care more than we should” printing

  • Luxurious 270gsm white paper—thick enough to make your message feel important

  • A sleek, overlapping front cover because details matter

  • Multiple sizes and finishes—because your vibe deserves options

  • Matching envelope included, so you don’t ruin the magic with a plain old wrapper

 

Card TLC (a.k.a. care instructions):
Dust it like you dust off your social life: gently, from the center outwards, using a soft dry cloth. Or don’t—it’s still going to look better than most things in their mailbox.