Horror Movie Greeting Card

🎉 “Because Nothing Says ‘I Care’ Like a Card With Zero Chill”

Celebrate life’s little chaos moments with our delightfully bold Greeting Cards. Bursting with whimsical charm and colors that punch harder than your morning espresso, these cards are your go-to for everything from birthdays and holidays to spontaneous sarcasm attacks.

Whether it’s a heartfelt moment or just your weekly attempt to look like a functioning adult, these cards deliver humor, heart, and just the right amount of “who made this?!” confusion. Perfect for friends, family, coworkers, and anyone who needs a smile—or a gentle roast.

From cozy winter vibes to chaotic summer BBQs, these cards blend in everywhere… unlike your cousin who insists on wearing costumes to non-costume parties.

💥 Why These Cards Slay (Literally and Socially):

• Eye-popping colors that demand attention (and maybe sunglasses)

• Thick 270gsm premium paper—because feelings should feel fancy

• Options galore: sizes, finishes, and levels of sass

• Double-sided printing—because your snark deserves space

• Includes envelopes, so you can mail without digging through the junk drawer

🧼 Card Care Tips:

Gently wipe off dust with a soft, dry cloth. Or just hand it over before your dog sits on it and calls it “art.”