Description
💌 “It’s Just One Card. Don’t Get Too Emotional.”
Whether you're feeling festive, flirty, grateful, or just socially obligated — this card’s got you covered. Printed on fancy 270gsm paper and dripping in vibrant color, it says “I put in effort” without actually requiring much of it.
Perfect for Christmas, Valentine’s Day, birthdays, or those weird moments when you suddenly decide to be a thoughtful human. It’s one size, vertical, and comes with an envelope — so all you need to do is scribble something inside and pretend you're a functioning adult.
📝 What You Get (Besides an Excuse to Avoid a Phone Call):
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One vertical greeting card – simple, sleek, and slightly smug
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Printed with vibrant colors – because basic is boring
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Premium 270gsm white paper – thick enough to look like you tried
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Front design wraps around – for a polished “wow, you fancy” vibe
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Includes a matching envelope – because handing someone just the card is weird
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One size fits all occasions – especially the awkward ones
🧽 Card Care (If You Somehow Manage to Get It Dirty):
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth — like you're brushing off someone else's bad energy.
