Description
✨ “Say It with Sass (or Sentiment… Whatever Works)”
Not every card needs glitter and unicorns — sometimes it just needs you. Whether you're wishing someone a happy birthday, a stressful Christmas, or just lowkey judging from afar, this card is here to do the emotional heavy lifting.
Crafted to be bold, fun, and maybe a little passive-aggressive, it's perfect for that one friend who appreciates wit over warmth (or both, depending on the mood). One size, one card, infinite shade or sweetness — you decide.
What You Get:
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1 brilliantly bold greeting card
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Matching envelope included — because manners still matter (barely)
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Printed in vibrant, high-def colors that actually get noticed
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Premium 270gsm white paper — thick enough to feel fancy
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Full wrap-around design with double-sided printing — yes, we’re extra
Care Instructions:
Dust it off gently like your dignity after office holiday karaoke — soft, dry cloth only.
