Description
🎁 “Cards for People You Barely Tolerate (But Still Have to Send Something To)”
Bring just enough joy to your loved ones with this pack of sarcastically delightful Multi-Design Greeting Cards. Whether you’re pretending to care during Christmas, surviving another birthday party, or awkwardly saying "hi" to someone you forgot existed — these cards have you covered.
Designed with bold colors and whimsical vibes (because actual effort is overrated), each card comes uncoated so you can scribble your “heartfelt” message without smearing your regrets. They're perfect for families, friends, or that coworker you’re forced to acknowledge once a year.
Because nothing says “I tried” like a professionally printed card with just the right dose of sass.
What You Get (Besides Emotional Avoidance):
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✦ 5 unique snarky greeting cards for every “special” moment
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✦ Matching white envelopes — classy, unlike your intentions
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✦ Heavyweight 271gsm uncoated paper for real-pen people (no glossy slip-n-slide here)
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✦ Vibrant, professional prints that scream “look how thoughtful I pretended to be”
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✦ Horizontal or vertical formats – because orientation matters (sometimes)
Care Instructions (Not That You'll Need Them):
Just grab a soft, dry cloth and wipe from the center outward. Or don’t. These cards can handle more emotional neglect than most relationships.
