Description
🎁 "Say It With Sass (Because Texts Are Too Easy)"
Tired of sending plain old messages that disappear into the digital void? Step it up with these actual greeting cards — for when you want to say, “I care… but not enough to call.”
Whether it’s Christmas, a birthday, or just a random “thinking of you” moment (read: guilt trip), these cards make your message look way more thoughtful than it probably is. With vibrant designs, premium paper, and just enough flair to pretend you have your life together, they’re perfect for every occasion you almost forgot about.
Ideal for people who value meaningful gestures or just want to look emotionally functional on Instagram.
🎉 What You’re Getting (Besides the Illusion of Effort):
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Vibrant, eye-catching designs thanks to high-end printing magic
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Fancy 270gsm paper — feels rich, even if you're not
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Wraparound cover design for that "I totally planned this" vibe
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Matching envelopes included so you don't have to hunt one down
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Perfect for holidays, birthdays, thank-yous, or “Oops I Forgot” messages
🧼 Care Instructions (for the 2 People Who’ll Actually Read This):
If your card gets dusty (what are you doing, storing it in a barn?), use a soft, clean cloth and swipe gently from the center outward — like you're erasing your regrets.
