Description
“One Card. One Size. One Chance to Pretend You’re Thoughtful.”
Elevate your special moments—or at least make them look special—with this delightfully vertical, delightfully singular greeting card. Whether you’re celebrating a birthday, faking holiday cheer, or just need to say “thanks” so people don’t think you’re rude, this card delivers maximum charm with minimal commitment.
Printed on luxurious 270gsm paper (a.k.a. paper that actually feels like something), it features vibrant, show-off colors that scream “I tried” even if you literally grabbed it 30 seconds before the party. One size fits all—because your time is too precious for decision fatigue.
Perfect for crafters, artists, or anyone who wants to look creative without actually crafting or art-ing. Also great for regular humans who just want to send a note and move on with their life.
✨ Product Features:
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Single vertical card – tall, proud, and ready to be propped on someone’s fridge for 3–5 business days.
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270gsm premium white paper – so thick, you might mistake it for luxury.
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Front cover overlap – because symmetry is for overthinkers.
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One size. One attitude. One less excuse not to send a card.
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Includes envelope – because sending a card loose is weird, Susan.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Gently wipe dust away with a clean, dry cloth—or just hand it off fast enough that no one notices.
