Description
Why break a sweat trying to be sentimental when your card can do all the emotional heavy lifting?
These vibrant, side-eye-worthy greeting cards aren’t just pretty—they’re your shortcut to looking thoughtful without actually being thoughtful. Perfect for birthdays, holidays, or that random “Oh crap, I forgot” moment, they deliver charm, color, and just enough sarcasm to pass as caring.
Crafted on thick, luxurious 270gsm paper that’s smoother than your last situationship, these cards are the paper equivalent of a well-timed eye roll—classy, a little dramatic, and way more polished than your group chat screenshots.
What You Get (aka: The Card That Carries Your Social Skills):
💌 One gloriously vibrant greeting card—designed to distract from your lack of planning
💌 A matching white envelope, because yes, we do the bare minimum with style
💌 Thick, premium 270gsm paper that feels expensive enough to impress your mom
💌 Your choice of matte, glossy, or “clicked-it-accidentally-but-it-works” finish
💌 Built-in excuse to skip the phone call and still look like a functioning adult
💥 Product Features (Because You’re Clearly Curious):
🎨 Colors bold enough to start a conversation—or an argument
📝 Blank inside for your heartfelt message, petty dig, or unhinged doodle
📦 Professionally printed cover with a snatched 1/16" front overlap—hello, clean lines
✉️ Envelopes included (because hunting for one in your junk drawer is a tragedy)
🧽 Care Instructions (For the Prone-to-Spill Crowd):
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth—unless you’re emotionally unavailable, then your sleeve will do.
Avoid water, flames, and awkward family events unless you're sending these as your RSVP.
