Description
Warning: These Cards May Cause Eye Rolls and Smirks
Brighten someone’s day—or mildly roast them—with this delightfully unfiltered set of Multi-Design Halloween Greeting Cards. Bursting with vibrant colors and just the right amount of “did-they-just-say-that?” energy, these cards are perfect for those who like their humor sharp and their sentiments suspiciously heartfelt.
Whether you’re channeling haunted house vibes, clown-in-the-dark alley creepiness, or just throwing some big spooky energy, these cards hit the sweet spot between cute and cutting. Crafted from premium uncoated paper that screams quality (not literally... probably), and paired with matching envelopes because, yes, we’re that classy.
What You Get
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5 packs of brutally honest Halloween cards
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You’re the reason monsters hide under the bed
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creepier than a clown in a dark alley
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giving off big haunted house energy
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I looked into my crystal ball
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broomsticks, pointy hats, black cats
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Envelopes included — because even the undead like a little order
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Sizes and finishes as twisted as your sense of humor
🎃 Product Features:
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Loud, proud, and vibrant AF—because your feelings deserve to be seen
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Matching envelopes for the illusion of wholesomeness
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Printed on thick, uncoated paper—because flimsy emotions belong in DMs, not on cards
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Perfect 4.25" x 5.5" size for easy mailing or dramatic desk drops
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Customizable, so you can make your sarcasm even more personal
🧼 Care Instructions:
Dust gently with a soft, dry cloth—start at the center and work your way out, like your tolerance for small talk.
