Happy Holiday-Multi-Design Greeting Cards (5-Pack)

🎄 Slay Bells & Sass: 5-pack-The Christmas Cards That Outshine Your Tree

Tired of those cookie-cutter Christmas cards that scream, “I bought these in a panic at the drugstore”? Yeah, us too. That’s why we created these gloriously sarcastic, stylishly festive, and unapologetically bold greeting cards — the kind that don’t just say Merry Christmas, they demand it.

Whether you’re spreading cheer, throwing shade, or just flexing your superior taste in stationery, these cards make you look like the holiday MVP — even if you forgot to buy actual presents. Bonus: they come in a 5-pack, so you can pretend to care about five people with one click. You’re welcome.

🎁 What You’re Getting (Besides Icon Status):

• 5 fabulously festive, snark-approved Christmas greeting cards

• White envelopes included — because showing up naked is only cute on Christmas morning if you're a baby or a cat

• A whole vibe of “Wow, you really have your life together” (even if you don’t)

🧊 Product Features (a.k.a. Why These Cards Sleigh):

• ✨ Luxe 271gsm uncoated paper — thick, smooth, and classier than your office Secret Santa gift

• 📏 Size: 4.25" x 5.5" — compact enough to be cute, bold enough to be remembered

• ↕️ horizontal layouts — because we believe in festive freedom

• 🖨️ Fully customizable front, back, inside, outside — express yourself, or at least fake it

• ✉️ Includes white envelopes — perfect for mailing or passive-aggressively sliding across a table

• 🌎 Designed in the USA with a sprinkle of international flair (kind of like your Spotify Wrapped)

❄️ Care Instructions (for People Who Read Those Things):

Dust gently with a dry cloth if you must — or just blow off the cookie crumbs. Clean from the center outward, like you're erasing the guilt of forgetting your cousin’s name again.

Final Peppermint Clapback:
These aren’t your grandma’s Christmas cards (unless she’s sassy, stylish, and slightly unhinged — in which case, send her a pack too). Give your holiday greetings a glow-up with a card that’s as extra as your holiday lights. 🎅💅