Description
Introducing the Snark-Tastic Greeting Card
Because basic cards are for basic people — and you, my friend, are anything but basic. These unapologetically loud, laughably honest greeting cards are here to rescue you from the clutches of boring sentiments and forced glitter. Whether you’re sending birthday sarcasm, spooky sass, or just reminding someone they still owe you coffee (and dignity). anyone who’s ever rolled their eyes at a Hallmark aisle. These cards are snappy, savage, and just sincere enough to pass as thoughtful.
💀 What You Get (Other Than Legendary Status):
📬 5 matching white envelopes — because sending a raw card is basically a felony
📬 Premium 270gsm cardstock, thick enough to slap (but please don’t)
📬 Your choice of matte, glossy, or “I had a moment and picked both” finish
📬 Optional double-sided printing if your message just can’t be contained
🔥 Product Features (aka: Why These Slay):
🎨 Colors so bright, they’ll make your ex’s lies look dull
📏 Overlapping front cover with that perfect 1/16" gap — because we like our cards like we like our insults: sharply delivered
🧵 Layouts in vertical, or whatever direction your sarcasm leans
📦 Available in multiple sizes — go small and shady, or extra and extra
✉️ Envelopes included, so you’re not fishing through that drawer with batteries and shame
🧽 Care Instructions (Because You’ll Probably Ignore Them Anyway):
Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth — or aggressively swipe it like you're deleting your ex’s number (again).
Avoid water, drama, and people who say “no offense” before offending you.
