Description
Warning: These Halloween Cards Bite Back
This isn’t your grandma’s Halloween card—unless your grandma’s secretly a sarcastic mastermind with a wicked sense of humor. These loud, obnoxious cards are here to drag your boring, basic greetings straight to the underworld. Whether you’re faking enthusiasm for pumpkin spice, surviving another year of creepy crawlies, or just want to throw shade wrapped in Halloween glitter, we’ve got a card that’ll roast your lame messages.
Perfect for witches, weirdos, and anyone who’s just done with all the boring BS.
Product Features
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Colors so loud they’ll haunt your eyeballs
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Premium 270gsm paper — because flimsy cards are for losers
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Designs that wrap around the back like a creepy shadow stalking you
Care Instructions
Got dirt or drama stuck on your card? Brush it off gently with a clean, dry cloth — like you’re exorcising toxic people from your life. Don’t soak, fold, or use as a coaster (unless you want your sarcasm to spill all over your soul).