Description
🎃 Snarky Halloween Greeting Cards – Sass, Shade & Slightly Spooky
This Halloween, forget the sugary sweet stuff and send something with bite. Introducing a pack of unapologetically bold Halloween cards for the ghosters, ghouls, and glam witches in your life. These cards aren’t for the faint of heart—or the easily offended. (You’ve been warned.)
Designed to haunt your recipients in the fun way, each card is louder than a haunted house DJ and delivers just the right mix of sarcasm and spooky. Whether you're roasting someone’s costume choice, summoning petty vibes, or flexing your superior holiday humor, these cards serve it all—hot, haunted, and hilarious.
Perfect for your friends, frenemies, coven members, exes, or that weird coworker who wears fangs in October (but like... all month).
💀 What You Get:
5 creepy-cute cover designs dripping in sarcasm:
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“This Halloween I'm going as someone who has their life together”
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“Pumpkins are the only thing getting curved this year”
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“Witches be crazy”
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“Trick or treat (you little monster)”
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“You're my favorite monster”
✔️ Snarky caption printed inside—or left blank for your personal hex
✔️ Matching white envelopes – so even the shade is gift-wrapped
✔️ Sized at 4.25" x 5.5" – small enough for your broomstick, big enough for drama
👻 Specs (aka Boo-ring but Important):
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Material: 271gsm uncoated paper – thick and unbothered
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Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) – perfect for spooky burns
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Orientation: Horizontal or vertical – your shade, your rules
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Printing: Outside and inside – because one-liners need backup
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Customization: Make it personal, weird, or just disturbingly delightful
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Envelope: White, clean, and coffin-ready
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Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts—because even ghosts love global shipping
🧹 Care Instructions (Because You’ll Definitely Keep These):
Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth—or just wave your wand and whisper “clean.” For best results, avoid full moons, spilled potions, and dramatic exes.
