Description
🦇 Snarky Halloween Greeting Cards – Spook, Sass & Sarcasm Included
Who says Halloween cards have to be sweet and sentimental? Ours are the opposite—packed with bite, shade, and just the right amount of creep. Designed to help your customers steal the (haunted) spotlight, these cards come in multiple spooky-snarky styles that scream “I’m here for the drama... and the candy.”
Printed on high-quality 271gsm uncoated paper (because your message deserves to look this good), these 4.25" x 5.5" cards are perfect for calling out witches, throwing playful shade at ghouls, or just reminding people that their costume isn't fooling anyone.
Each card can be customized with your own clever design—because generic pumpkins are so last season.
And yes, they come with matching white envelopes. Because even sarcasm deserves a little class.
💀 What You Get:
5 original front-cover designs that bring the sass:
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“Witch, please”
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“You call that a costume?”
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“Welcome to Halloween!”
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“Caution: Basic witch ahead”
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“I see dead people…”
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Matching white envelopes (because presentation matters—even for monsters)
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Snarky caption printed inside or left blank—your choice (you little control freak)
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Sized at 4.25" x 5.5" – the “perfect fit” of Halloween sarcasm
👻 Specs (aka the boring-but-important stuff):
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Material: 271gsm uncoated paper – sturdy enough to handle all your sass
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Size: 4.25" x 5.5'' (10.8 x 13.9 cm) – the perfect size for delivering spooky insults
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Orientation: Horizontal
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Printing: Outside and inside – because one-liners need backup
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Customization: Go wild—make it creepy, weird, or disturbingly hilarious
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Envelope: White and classy, like a ghost with etiquette
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Origin: Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts—because even our sarcasm is international
