Description
Sweet sentiments? Yawn.
You’re not here to send Hallmark fluff—you’re here to raise eyebrows, drop jaws, and possibly start a group chat conversation about how savage you’ve beome. That’s where our Gloriously Cheeky Greeting Cards come in. Whether you're calling out your bestie on their “29th” birthday (again) or tossing playful shade for Halloween, these cards scream personality… loudly and unapologetically.
Perfect for designers, artists, chaos-loving creatives, and anyone who breaks into hives at the word “generic.”
✨ Product Vibes:
🎨 Loud, proud, and borderline obnoxious colors that demand attention
💁♀️ Ideal for anyone who uses fonts to insult people tastefully
🎁 Great for birthdays, holidays, or just letting someone know you tolerate them
🖌️ Finish and size options to match every mood swing from “slightly annoyed” to “full-blown dramatic exit”
🧽 Care Instructions:
Got dust? Pet hair? Lingering guilt? Gently wipe with a soft, dry cloth from the center outward—exactly how you emotionally cleanse after messaging your ex “by accident.”
