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💌 “Because Life’s Too Short for Boring Cards”

Greeting Cards That Slay – For Every Occasion You Forgot ‘Til the Last Minute

Introducing our unapologetically fabulous Greeting Cards — the stylish, high-quality stationery that says “I care” without making you actually say much at all. Whether it’s a birthday, Halloween, Christmas, or just a passive-aggressive thank-you, these cards are here to do the emotional heavy lifting for you.

Printed in colors so bold they practically throw glitter at your eyeballs, and crafted on luxe 270gsm paper so thick it could block bad vibes — these beauties are perfect for artists, DIYers, or anyone who still believes snail mail is superior to a “👍” emoji.

🎁 What’s Included (Besides Instant Cool Points):

• Vibrant colors that slap harder than your last group chat fight

• Premium 270gsm white paper – smooth, thick, and a little extra (just like you)

• Finish options for every personality: uncoated for the artsy, matte for the modern, satin-like for the drama

• Choose your vibe: horizontal or vertical (because we don’t do boring)

• Envelopes included, so your card isn’t walking around indecent

🧼 Card Care (Because You’re Obviously Fancy):

Wipe gently from the center outward using a clean, dry cloth.
Or just flick off the dust dramatically and pretend you’re in a period film.