Description
💌 “Cards That Slap Harder Than Your Aunt’s Holiday Gossip”
Single Vertical Card – One Size of Awesome
Tired of boring greetings that scream "I bought this at the gas station"? Upgrade your message game with our gloriously vibrant Greeting Cards. These aren't your grandma’s sad floral prints — these are loud, proud, and ready to crash any occasion like your emotionally unstable ex (but prettier).
Whether it's a birthday, Halloween, Christmas, or a random Tuesday when you feel like pretending to care — this card brings color, class, and just the right amount of chaos. Perfect for people who still write by hand (or at least pretend to).
🎁 What You Get (Besides Instant Likeability):
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Screamingly vibrant colors printed using grown-up-level technology
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Fancy 270gsm premium paper so thick it makes your last relationship feel flimsy
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Front-to-back wraparound design for that “I actually tried” aesthetic
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Envelope included – because sending a naked card is just rude
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Multiple finish options (uncoated, satin, and extra bougie)
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One vertical size that fits all your emotional range (or lack thereof)
🧽 Card Care (Because Yes, It's That Fancy):
Use a clean, soft cloth to gently dust it off — preferably while whispering affirmations to it. Start from the center outward like you're trying to erase your mistakes.
