Description
✨“Because Texts Are for Ghosting, Not Gifting”
One Size Vertical Greeting Card – For Moments That Deserve Slightly More Effort
Unleash your creativity (or fake it like a pro) with these ridiculously charming Greeting Cards. Perfect for every occasion you almost forgot — birthdays, holidays, thank-yous, or those “sorry I was emotionally unavailable” notes. These cards make you look thoughtful without breaking a sweat.
They’re bursting with color, attitude, and just enough elegance to pass as “wholesome” — but don’t worry, your chaotic energy still shines through. Whether you’re a crafter, doodler, or someone who just can’t resist pretending to be deep once a year, this card is for you.
📝 What You’re Getting (Aside from Compliments):
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Vibrant, pop-in-your-face colors thanks to printing magic
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Premium 270gsm paper so thick it could bench press your feelings
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Front-over-back design for that “I went to art school” look
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Comes with an envelope so you’re not just handing people raw emotion
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Options galore: Sizes, quantities, and finishes that’ll make you feel fancy
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Versatile AF – from weddings to “I forgot your birthday, oops” moments
🧼 Card Care (Because Dust is Judgy):
Dust gently from the center out with a soft, clean, dry cloth.
Or just wave it around dramatically and pretend that counts.
