Description
💌 “Send a Card. Start a Smile. Maybe a Minor Identity Crisis.”
Brighten someone’s day—or mildly throw them off—with our unapologetically vibrant greeting cards! Whether you’re saying “Happy Birthday,” “Happy Halloween,” or “Sorry I ghosted you for six months,” these cards deliver the message with style, attitude, and just enough flair to make them remember it.
Printed with colors so vivid they could wake the dead (looking at you, Halloween 👻), each card is made from premium 270gsm paper—because if you’re gonna be sentimental, at least be impressive. Great for friends, family, coworkers, and anyone else you tolerate enough to send mail to.
Because sometimes a card says it better than your awkward texts ever could.
✨ Why This Card Is Better Than That Last-Minute Emoji Text:
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Bold, vivid colors using the latest “wow” technology (aka pro printing)
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Luxurious 270gsm paper—thicker than your ex’s excuses
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1/16 inch front cover gap, because we’re classy like that
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Multiple sizes & finishes to match your exact vibe
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Comes with an envelope, because we believe in closure (sometimes)
🧼 Care Instructions:
Dust gently with a clean, dry cloth—because even snark needs presentation.
